The Hammered Hulk isn’t just a cocktail—it’s a glow-up in a glass. With coconut rum, Midori, and Blue Curacao swirling together in a bold, neon-green masterpiece, this drink is equal parts fruity, boozy, and just chaotic enough to be perfect for St. Patrick’s Day. One sip, and you’ll feel **strong enough to flip a table—**but let’s stick to just raising a toast, okay? 💚🥃🍀